Apologies
Why should you never shop at stores owned by backpackers? They always hike up the prices! 
Why did the anthropologist and microbiologist break up? They couldn’t understand each other’s cultures.
What is the best National Park for a good yawn? The Grand Canyon.
How does a group of  skiers come to a decision? With poles.
Why did the Snowboarder flip out? They were too on edge.
Why can’t Alpinists visit Florida? You can’t import gaiters.
Why do thru-hikers hate the desert? They just can’t sand it.
Why do thru-hikers love to reply to the subject line ‘supply’? Re:supply!
Which Stars Wars vehicle do thru hikers like the most? AT-AT Walkers
Why do thru hikers care so much about wilderness? ‘Cause they’re all stake holdersI
Why do vegan thru hikers dislike people cheat on the diet? They hate switchbacks.
Which Roman do thru hikers look up to the most? Emperor Nero!
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